edgaralanfrog:


glencocoabutter:


son, your mother and i are very concerned


i never laughed at two cats harder before

edgaralanfrog:

glencocoabutter:

son, your mother and i are very concerned

i never laughed at two cats harder before

thepacosanchezz:

my favorite show is sherlock starring bonkadonk clamberdouche and morgan freeman

They told me that to make her fall in love, I had to make her laugh. But everytime she laughs, I’m the one who falls in love.
Tommaso Ferraris (via llollitta)

dayandnightitsjustlife:

the bottom of you hair was once at the top of your head

davehugs:

pros to being a jellyfish

  • ur cute n beautiful
  • you never have to go to college
  • ur parents dont judge u
  • ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you
  • whats a gender
  • u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo

cons to being a jellyfish

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justiceshipper:

theperksofbeingateenagenarwhal:

jeweyflambara:

vrisrezi:

hellalara:

i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i fought crime with

i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i committed crimes with

I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends

I wish I had friends

I wish I could knit

lameborghini:

*sends u nudes but just as a friend*

the-absolute-best-posts:

BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP